Episode 61
December 24, 2019

We Never Got to Play

MST3K 321 • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Hosted by Adam Clarke and Chris Piuma

Let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, as Santa Claus Conquers the Martians gathers Chris and Adam round to sing carols about Pia Zadora, Vince Guaraldi, Donald Pleasence, Milton Delugg, and, you guessed it, Patrick Swayze. Happy holidays, whatever you do or don’t celebrate!

Content warning: Contains sensitive information about Santa which you may not want your young children to overhear.

Show Notes.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: IMDb. MST3K Wiki. Trailer. Watch on ShoutFactoryTV!

Oh, we forgot to mention it, but Chris was on a special holiday party episode of This Is Your Mixtape! Check it out, it’s sweet.

Our previous holiday episodes on Santa Claus and Gamera.

Santa Claus: The Movie.

Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic also did this movie.

Rifftrax indeed did Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

Pia Zadora defends her controversial win.

Meshulam Riklis obituary.

Butterfly.

The Lonely Lady.

Black Christmas.

The Happy Tree awakens…

Captain Newfoundland. [And an update.]

A mashup.

Darlene Love: Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).

The Cryptkeeper: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas.

Our episode on The Starfighters.

Road House.

Rifftrax does Road House [twice].

Kevin Smith does Road House.

Jeff Healey: Angel Eyes.

Rip Taylor obituary.

Kids in the Hall: Chalet 2000.

Rip Torn obituary.

Bonus.

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